Rove Republicans prepare for war
A twelve-step program.
- Deploy 101st Fighting Keyboarders
- Cut taxes for the $300,000-and-up income bracket
- Tell citizens to continue shopping
- Cut taxes on capital gains
- Begin “fixing” intelligence and facts
- Undermine Secretary of State with humiliating U.N. presentation
- Repeal estate tax
- Alienate remaining international allies
- Distribute magnetic “support the troops” ribbons
- Prepare U.S.S. Lincoln for critical photo op
- Dispatch preparatory rose-petal-cleanup detail for Baghdad, Mosul, Basra, Najaf, Fallujah, etc.
- Blame failure on liberals
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