17 November 2004

Things you can only say at Thanksgiving

  1. Talk about a huge breast!
  2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
  3. It's Cool Whip time!
  4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
  5. Whew, that was one terrific spread!
  6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
  7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
  8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
  9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
  10. Don't play with your meat.
  11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
  12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
  13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
  14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
  15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
  16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
  17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
  18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
  19. How long do I beat it before it's ready?


posted by Naum at 14:57 | Humor

Comments

Very Funny! OK, "turn about is fair play" :-)
#1 posted by tlcqid on 17 November 2004 at 16:08
In the spirit of Thanksgiving, I propose we all read the following link and give eachother a hug before the next political battle season:

http://www.beliefnet.com/st...
#2 posted by Neocon on 18 November 2004 at 6:50
very good article.....and it does give you reason to stop and think...
#3 posted by mondomojo1969 on 18 November 2004 at 9:02
stupid and corny. jesus you people are stupid
#4 posted by colonel on 30 December 2004 at 14:18
Great article Neocon, I find all kind of hidden gems on this chat board from you.

Colonel makes me laugh, in all these chat boards, these people leave one single comment, usually highly negative, and then you never hear from them again.

Just goes to show it is easier to tear down that build up.

Anyone can criticize, but it is harder to make a half-decent counter suggestion....
#5 posted by travbailey on 31 December 2004 at 0:15
how about adding, "anyone need any stuffing up thier end?"
#6 posted by litho-j- on 4 January 2005 at 12:01

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